PMO = Puteri Mount Ophir.

if His Majesty wants to make her his queen,
His Majesty must grant her these special presents
that are

A golden bridge from the peak of Mount Ledang to the Malaccan palace,
A silver bridge from the Malaccan palace to the peak of Mount Ledang,
Seven trays of mosquitoes' hearts,
Seven trays of germs,
Seven jars of betel nut juice,
Seven jars of virgin's tears,
A bowl of Sultan Mahmud's son's blood.

What are Diyana's Wishes?
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WHAT ARE MY WISHES?
- 700 bags of cotton candy
- 100 bags of marshmellow
- 700 bottles of chocolate syrup
- 7 barrels of chocolate chip ice cream
- 700 packets of toothbrush
- 700 tubes of toothpaste
- 100 bottles of mouthwash

(all the sweet stuff must be removed from
my mouth to avoid cavities, hence mouth cleaning stuff)

Ok. this is actually a parody of the whole story
if you think it's funny,laugh.
If not, well... too bad for me.

OK. All and all.
- You lied about a person all of us cared
- The person you created lies about wasn't just a friend
- You created a barrier between a beautiful friendship
- You spread the lies.
- You intensified the barrier.

- You wasted my time listening to you

- When I can be at home resting

- You called me when I am sleeping

{I do not think highly of myself. I just need sleep}
- WHY? Because you effingly think too highly of yourself
- AND THEN NOW YOU BEG FOR FORGIVENESS
- HELL NO.
- THAT AINT NEVER GONNA HAPPEN
- Plus, you desperately need attention.
- Go see some psycho-logist.
- THEY HELP. WE DON'T.
- And anyway, what you think was a joke played on all of us,
- IT IS NOW ON YOU.
- Us joking specimens have been long under your
oh-so-funny-haha-they-wont-know joke.
- SO NOW IT IS YOUR TURN. DEAL WITH IT.
- REMEMBER, we wont accept your apologies
unless our 7 wishes are met.
- AND IF I WERE TO ASK EVERYONE YOU EFFINGLY LIED TO to
make 7 wishes, you might ass well go to another country or something.
(as = ass)
- SO again, HELL NO!

P.S. I suddenly feel so bloodyly angered about
this person. I think I know why.
It is because I think
He effingly thinks that by apologising
he is able to make things go his way.
WELL KCUF FFO.