HAHA.
Let me spell to you some words I made up
while growing up.
ALL are UNintentional.
It just slips. But hey, I'm improving.
Why? because people around me are doing the same.
So that puts me at the same level as them.

HAHA.

Condifent.
Safistied.
Cofourlul
Cerfiticate
Ossposite

I should come up with more
once I can even remember what I used to say.

Or maybe, I shall come up with a word of the day.